I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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