The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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