i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I would ride that face into the sunset
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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