I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize
