He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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