What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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