All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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