4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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