I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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