Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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