he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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