im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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