you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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