is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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