don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
