i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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