I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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