I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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