should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Let's paint friendship bongs
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
