Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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