moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize