Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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