Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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