I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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