Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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