come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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