Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
