Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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