dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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