plz talk dirty to me
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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