you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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