didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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