This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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