why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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