used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
