the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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