Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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