What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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