Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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