sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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