I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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