hotel room ftw
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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