Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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