Why are handjobs necessary in class?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We got so high we made milksteak
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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