Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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