Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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