dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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