The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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