I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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