I feel great
I just peed on a car
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i can't believe i had my finger in that
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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