I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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