Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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