the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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