new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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