What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
why is half of my head shaved?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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