I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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