Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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