**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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